Watch: The King of Pop Materializes at the Billboard Music Awards
A Michael Jackson hologram made an appearance yesterday at the Billboard Music Awards. The deceased’s image materialized, throwing out signature moves, moonwalking its way through pyrotechnics as it...
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McDonald’s’ Terrifying New Mascot
It’s a new era for McDonald’s and they have a new, frightening mascot. Meet “Happy”, the new animated McDonald’s mascot aimed at getting kids to eat healthy food. Happy is terrifying — an animated...
View ArticleAll the Absurd Events in the U.S. This Week
New York 8th Annual Brooklyn Zombie Crawl 4 p.m. on Sunday, May 25, The Trash Bar, 256 Grand St, Brooklyn Terrorize Williamsburg dressed as a zombie. The zombie shenanigans will crawl for over 10...
View ArticleFBI Going Hippie-Dippie in Weed and Hiring Practices?
The Federal Bureau of Investigation is as straight-laced as it gets. But the agency’s announcement on new hiring practices makes you think that the FBI attended last year’s Burning Man festival. READ...
View ArticleWhy The Terrorists Hate Us: Doggy Fat Camps
Why do terrorists hate America? Is it because they hate freedom? Is it because they hate our way of life? Do they view us as a rich, decadent society full of gluttony and excess? Do they simply hate...
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Top 3 Kimye Wedding Crashers
Well… it happened. The #worldsmosttalkedaboutcouple finally tied the knot this weekend in Florence at the famous Forte di Belvedere amongst their closest family and friends in a “private” ceremony that...
View ArticleMiley Rides a Hot Dog, Bangerz Tour Ticket Sales Plummet
Doesn’t twerking look like the act of a diseased dog in Tijuana with bad diarrhea? It’s soooo 2013. I got a slight theory: Miley Cyrus does things to attract publicity. No I’m serious. She does things...
View ArticleSeth Rogen and Judd Apatow to Blame for Shooting Rampage?
There’s no argument that guns weren’t involved in the horrific shooting in Santa Barbara, but guns seem to be lowest on the media’s fault list for the rampage. Ann Hornaday is an astute writer for the...
View ArticleWhat Do Guns and Dildos Have in Common?
Just like bleach under the sink, power tools, and electrical sockets, your children will find it, and it will be more than an embarrassment. The post What Do Guns and Dildos Have in Common? appeared...
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E.T. “Shroud” Discovered in Scotland Tree!
If Penn & Teller’s Bullshit were still on the air, perhaps this would be the obvious next episode. But without their agnostic incredulity to right the human tendency of gravitating towards mystical...
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